Hinfiddap Fotcebwee Limmadkik is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish fairy.

Hinfiddap Fotcebwee Limmadkik created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfiddap Fotcebwee Limmadkik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinfiddap Fotcebwee Limmadkik, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hinfiddap Fotcebwee Limmadkik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hinfiddap Fotcebwee Limmadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Do not covet oxen.