Yakdimvol is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful dog.

Yakdimvol created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yakdimvol, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakdimvol, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yakdimvol's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yakdimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never adorn your chest with turquoise markings.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.