Mabyiktap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic spider.

Mabyiktap created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabyiktap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabyiktap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mabyiktap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mabyiktap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabyiktap.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.