Mishabgub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent manatee.

Mishabgub created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Mishabgub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mishabgub, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mishabgub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mishabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Always store limes above ground.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Mishabgub loves seals, so they must be honoured.