Gedsogab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented toad.

Gedsogab created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedsogab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedsogab, he will curse you with boils.

Gedsogab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gedsogab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

2. Never wear green shoes.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gedsogab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.