Tinmid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate fly.

Tinmid created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinmid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinmid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tinmid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tinmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Tinmid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear purple ear rings.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.