Dubfetsas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent hyena.

Dubfetsas created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubfetsas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubfetsas, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dubfetsas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dubfetsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not place grapes upon stone.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Do not name children after doves.