Didsabbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty mole.

Didsabbiss created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didsabbiss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didsabbiss, it will send you a sign.

Didsabbiss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Didsabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.