Jabfubgub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient centaur.

Jabfubgub created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabfubgub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabfubgub, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jabfubgub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jabfubgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.