Flabflagtabbamdoddubgab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm chinchilla.

Flabflagtabbamdoddubgab created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabflagtabbamdoddubgab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabflagtabbamdoddubgab, she will turn you into a duck.

Flabflagtabbamdoddubgab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flabflagtabbamdoddubgab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if three sharks approach from the west.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not bounce at rivers.