Bestdumlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional wasp.

Bestdumlik created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestdumlik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bestdumlik, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bestdumlik's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bestdumlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during spring.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bestdumlik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.