Larpgonmonomt Flanyokgam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless lion.

Larpgonmonomt Flanyokgam created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpgonmonomt Flanyokgam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larpgonmonomt Flanyokgam, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpgonmonomt Flanyokgam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Larpgonmonomt Flanyokgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never gather eight manatees near walls.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not prepare peas while wearing dresses.