Rangodmabarp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered finch.

Rangodmabarp created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rangodmabarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rangodmabarp, she will torture you forever.

Rangodmabarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rangodmabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Rangodmabarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.