Gadtunnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate fly.

Gadtunnill created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadtunnill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadtunnill, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gadtunnill's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gadtunnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.