Armlogbom is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, moody swan.

Armlogbom created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armlogbom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armlogbom, he will turn you into a sheep.

Armlogbom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Armlogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Never talk about stars.