Gutstikgut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful hyena.

Gutstikgut created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutstikgut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutstikgut, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gutstikgut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gutstikgut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white ducks for they are unholy.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. You must pray to Gutstikgut four times a day.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gutstikgut in the centre of the settlement.