Bastvadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable coyote.

Bastvadlop created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastvadlop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastvadlop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bastvadlop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bastvadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bastvadlop on top of all buildings.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Never eat lemons.