Higgidhun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical wolf.

Higgidhun created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higgidhun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higgidhun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Higgidhun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Higgidhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.