Kapzan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient coyote.

Kapzan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapzan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kapzan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kapzan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kapzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Retreat if four ants approach from the east.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.