Flignegbag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking armadillo.

Flignegbag created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Flignegbag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flignegbag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flignegbag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Flignegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never gather five ducks near towers.

3. Never proclaim while facing north.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.