Cabcunrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome bee.

Cabcunrutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cabcunrutt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabcunrutt, she will turn you into a frog.

Cabcunrutt's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cabcunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never cross crossroads at midday.

5. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with doves.