Fundit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous chicken.

Fundit created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fundit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fundit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fundit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fundit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while wearing shorts.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.