Zogzigsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient goose.

Zogzigsog created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Zogzigsog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogzigsog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zogzigsog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zogzigsog's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to turtles while wearing magenta tights.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair red.