Zangupgan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, flying gerbil.

Zangupgan created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zangupgan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zangupgan, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zangupgan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zangupgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while wearing corsets.

2. Never prepare coconuts during spring.

3. Do not name children after snakes.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing pink coats.

5. Do not fashion tools from platinum.