Yokyatlag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic mongoose.

Yokyatlag created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokyatlag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yokyatlag, she will torture you forever.

Yokyatlag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yokyatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Do not place peas upon stone.

3. Always remove trousers before touching nickel.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Shun those given to sloth.