Cuttarcam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing rat.

Cuttarcam created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttarcam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cuttarcam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cuttarcam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cuttarcam's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Worship no other gods but Cuttarcam.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.