Canbellarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous scorpion.

Canbellarm created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Canbellarm, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Canbellarm, she will try to impress you with trees.

Canbellarm's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Canbellarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying wood.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Canbellarm on top of all buildings.