Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vidgedfarn Figstafkik Yakgenaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Never write about black holes.