Mankanbid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart duck.

Mankanbid created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mankanbid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mankanbid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mankanbid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mankanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt cats.