Mapxenvog Wonlablog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable raven.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mapxenvog Wonlablog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mapxenvog Wonlablog, he will turn you into a worm.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mapxenvog Wonlablog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.