Hugtikquart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever ferret.

Hugtikquart created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugtikquart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugtikquart, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hugtikquart's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hugtikquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugtikquart.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.