Ponripgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless pig.

Ponripgom created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponripgom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ponripgom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ponripgom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ponripgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. Respect your elders.