Ladnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Ladnell created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladnell, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ladnell, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ladnell's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ladnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.