Bopnigmut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless deer.

Bopnigmut created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopnigmut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopnigmut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bopnigmut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bopnigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near mites while wearing green kilts and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.