Hotdandog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart raven.

Hotdandog created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdandog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hotdandog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hotdandog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hotdandog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Hotdandog.

5. Never look at galaxies.