Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unfair clam.

Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod's Holy Commandments

1. Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Xucbotnuttnakyakmifspagbum Vadsitcid Bonknellpod loves foxes, so they must be respected.