Dobquatgamjop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, confident rhinoceros.

Dobquatgamjop created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobquatgamjop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dobquatgamjop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dobquatgamjop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dobquatgamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.