Loopfadzan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful grasshopper.

Loopfadzan created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopfadzan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Loopfadzan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Loopfadzan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Loopfadzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of whales.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.