Lunhudgof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident shark.

Lunhudgof created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunhudgof, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lunhudgof, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lunhudgof's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lunhudgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Lunhudgof on top of all buildings.

4. Always wash your feet before prayer.

5. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.