Zigbentig Bedgidbonspagqueegfad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking goose.

Zigbentig Bedgidbonspagqueegfad created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigbentig Bedgidbonspagqueegfad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zigbentig Bedgidbonspagqueegfad, he will remove you from existence.

Zigbentig Bedgidbonspagqueegfad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zigbentig Bedgidbonspagqueegfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Do not place aubergines upon stone.