Sinrowven is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud squirrel.

Sinrowven created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinrowven, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinrowven, it will think nothing of it.

Sinrowven's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sinrowven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the east.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.