Cenarnwot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omniscient rat.

Cenarnwot created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenarnwot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cenarnwot, he will not care at all.

Cenarnwot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cenarnwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cenarnwot's name in vain.

2. Never wear green shirts.

3. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.