Tuntettistan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able hippopotamus.

Tuntettistan created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tuntettistan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tuntettistan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tuntettistan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tuntettistan's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

3. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with joy.