Fonsismid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous octopus.

Fonsismid created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonsismid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fonsismid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fonsismid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fonsismid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always wear black.