Weeappgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless otter.

Weeappgig created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeappgig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Weeappgig, she will come to you in dreams.

Weeappgig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Weeappgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Weeappgig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never mix beans with water.

5. Always wear green.