Zodpodrot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable fish.

Zodpodrot created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Zodpodrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodpodrot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zodpodrot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zodpodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always obey Zodpodrot's priests.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.