Gupbapaf is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak fairy.

Gupbapaf created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbapaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupbapaf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupbapaf's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gupbapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

3. Never laugh in summer.

4. Do not take Gupbapaf's name in vain.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.