Rutkampog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic hydra.

Rutkampog created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutkampog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutkampog, he will send you a sign.

Rutkampog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rutkampog's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Pray only in moonlight.