Komkik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful lizard.

Komkik created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Komkik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komkik, he will turn you into a tree.

Komkik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Komkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

2. Never sing in the presence of elders.

3. Never mix cucumbers with blood.

4. Always help geese.

5. Never sprint near voles.