Dimhubdun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart dolphin.

Dimhubdun created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimhubdun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimhubdun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dimhubdun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dimhubdun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dimhubdun.

2. Hide from pink mites for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never travel toward the east during spring.

5. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.