Rentiggat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless wolf.

Rentiggat created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rentiggat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rentiggat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rentiggat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rentiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing gray shirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.